StBB. How are you? And why the rabbit costume?
BBI've been watching Donnie Darko again. There's a precedent.
StHang on. Wasn't that about a deluded kid with an imaginary friend?
(Beat)I forgot. You don't answer that sort of question do you?
BBSo what's the state of your faith?
StCan't you ask about my health or work or reading or filing or something gentle first?
(beat)OK, OK. My faith is as strong as ever.
BBSo why has it always been like that?
StI've been asking myself that. Once upon a time I analysed all the things I believed and rationalised as to why they were, on balance, more likely than not. I proved to myself that being a Christian was the right thing to do and followed Jesus as a result.
BBOnce upon a time?
StYeah.
BBSo what changed?
StI worked out (rationally) that that wasn't faith. It was logic. Having very little faith (Mustard Seed Shavings anyone?) and yet acting as if everything is proved, is having great faith.
BBI like your reasoning. But isn't it still reasoning? Can't you ever let go of reasoning?
(Beat)Well?
StYou don't like it when I do it to you do you?
(Beat)(Beat)(Beat)(Beat)BBYou know who will crack first?
StI don't really know how to let go of reasoning completely.
Cogito ergo sum and all that. I think there are meaningful beliefs that are not based on my experience but I don't know how to access them apart from reasoning.
BBWow.
StWhy?
BBThat was really good thinking that. Top drawer pants.
StBut still pants?
BBGlass darkly and all that.
StI'm going to pray now.
BBWow.
StWhy?
BBNo way is that logical. Keep this up and for a nominal service charge you'll achieve Nirvana tonight.
StWrong faith; but good Zappa quote.
BBBy the way did you hear about the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit talking about their holiday plans?
StNo.
BBThey all decide to holiday in England. God the Father says he's going to the Eden Project as it reminds him of a lovely garden he made once when the beauty was unspoiled. Jesus the Son says he's going to the Northumberland Moors where there is a vast wilderness for prayer and solitude. They ask the Holy Spirit where he's going and he says to New Wine at Shepton Mallet.
'Why there?' ask Father and Son.
'Oh' he says, 'I like to go to places I've never been before.'
StThank you, good night.
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