The Gospel in Three Limericks

Wrote this years ago but don't think it has ever been shared.

There was an old feller called God
Who found it exceedingly odd
That each generation
Of every nation
Should tread where they shouldn't have trod

Not wanting to count it all loss
(And seeing how he was the boss)
He sent to earth Jesus
To try and appease us
But we nailed him onto a cross

Three days later the people were led
To a place were some witnesses said
They'd a story to tell -
The deceased looked quite well
And not in the slightest bit dead.