Last week in theIpaper a quoted survey listed the oldest age at which a woman should be allowed to wear various items of clothing. The top age for mini skirts was put at 35 and there were watermarks (gerrit?) for bikinis (47), high heels (51) and boob tubes (can't remember).
The full list, if you can bear to go there, is on the Daily Mail's web-site.
The survey was commissioned by Diet Chef, presumably a bunch of people who have a vested interest in a woman having a poor image of her own body and wanting to improve it. Just a wild guess. They also only asked women.
It seems as good a time as any to rehearse the WWA guide to clothing:
Men tend to dress to impress women; it doesn't work.
Women tend to dress to impress women; it doesn't work.
Oh and by the way, your beauty does not come from what you wear.
That will be £25 for the consultation.