Number of red elastic bands picked up off pavement = 4.
Number of people at parish prayer meeting deemed to be the most important meeting of the month while we await a new Rector = 35 (10% of membership).
Length of time I undercooked the haricot beans last night leading to strange noises and vague ache in tummy today = 10.
Separate incidences of rainfall = 6.
Exclusive language errors in talking about future Rector = 2.
Time spent in meetings = 3 hours 15 minutes.
Number of items watched of the '100 most annoying couples' TV programme before realising it was complete pants, train-wreck TV and voyeurism of the highest order = 11.
Hours of sleep = 6 hours 30 minutes.