Saw the fastest goal ever recorded at the New Windmill tonight - timed at 10 seconds. Nearly saw another interesting record broken but Jon Adams spoiled it.
We kicked off and passed the ball back to Jamie Towers who hit a long through ball for Clunesy (Martin Thompson - looks like Martin Clunes) to chase. Westfields centre half just got there first and shanked it up in the air over his keeper and towards the net. Two yards from the line Jon Adams headed it home.
Otherwise it would have been one of the fastest own goals on record and possibly the first time a whole team's first kick was to score an OG. Statos of the world unite. Tell me how wrong I am. I know you will.
After six minutes it was 2-0 with a cruel (if it's against you) and hilarious (if it's in your favour) deflection sending the keeper sprawling in two directions at once and prodding the ball just inside his own post, legs akimbo the while.
Then Westfields scored a good goal. 8 minutes. 2-1.
Then there was a bit of a lull for 75 minutes or so in which the crowd annoyed their number two who annoyed Clunesy who retaliated and got booked and then Stewart Herlihy made sure the guy knew he was numbered and Stewart got booked for his trouble. Number four started rowing with the crowd - never a good idea.
Then they equalised. Then we scored another deflected goal. Their number four tried to get into the crowd to 'have a word' with the people who had been goading him. All cracking entertainment for £5 plus £1 for a programme and 50p for a tea bag in a cup of hot water.
Two more home games before leaving.