I am selling some furniture but sadly, and prepare yourself for one of the worst sentences ever spoken in English, according to the auctioneers, '...the bottom has fallen out of the brown goods market.'
They are taking our ghastly, walnut veneered wardrobe and chest of drawers which may make a bob or two but not a piano or table, so if anyone wants:
Paul Gerrard 1909 upright piano
Pine farmhouse table (seats 6 comfortably but we've done 8 uncomfortably quite often)
Make me an offer. Be mean. Buyer collects I'm afraid.