In order to stand a chance of winning the prize of a digital television and DVD player together with free movie rentals for a year from a rental company who are paying us to use their name anyway, simply answer this simple question:
Which famous religious leader had the initials JC? Was it:
a) Jasper Carrot
b) Jimmy Connors
c) Jesus Christ
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Some city you'd never expect 'cos that's where the competition is being handled.
Sorry everyone. I was watching Saturday night TV too much. It's dull isn't it?
Meanwhile got as wet as I would have got being underwater amongst Leamington FC's first 1000 plus crowd for a while watching them win 2-0 in the third FA Cup qualifying round and now get to the round the conference clubs are in. We could play Exeter, Hereford, Kidderminster or the like. And then... who knows?