No-one can ever find the garage light switch. It's the middle one of these three as you come into my study. All our houses have quirky bits that only the initiates can understand.
Are you looking for a switch to turn your life on but worried that anything Christian might be too weird? I have news. It's quirky outside as well as in. Bring your quirks, mix them with ours add a touch of Jesus and watch things illuminate.
Remember to turn the lights off when leaving. We never do.