We welcome back our occasional visitor Sir Bob Cashless:
St. Sir Bob, the people have voted to reduce immigration so we wonder what the economic impact of that will be?
SB. Have they? I couldn't have been paying attention.
St. Yes, we had a referendum back in June.
SB. Ah. the one where we voted 52-48 to leave the EU?
St. That's right.
SB. It is very clever of you to know what reasoning all those people used for voting Brexit.
St. Well public opinion seems very down on immigration.
SB. Public opinion is an idiot. Are you expecting a pension?
St. Yes. In about five years.
SB. Well you may be lucky. But us younger folk won't be. We need masses more workers in this country so immigration is one of only a few solutions.
St What are the others?
SB. Well we could under-invest in the NHS so people die a lot sooner. Or we could hike up taxes on young people by making them pay for their education. Or we could pull back from all our healthy eating campaigns and have people gorge themselves to an early grave. Hmm. Come to think of it...
SB. This government's brighter than I thought. Got any more of those sausage rolls?
Sir Bob will be back next time he needs a few quid. Talking of which, Harry Backhand will be here later in the week to take your questions about football.