Observing the strap-lines on large lorries has become a bit of a hobby of late (see previous post). What would once have been a Fowler chilled van is now:
temperature controlled distribution
I felt confident that Eddie Stobart's fleet, kings of truckers with girl names on the front of their rigs, would claim no such nonsense but was devastatingly disappointed to pass one of their vehicles on Saturday. It proudly proclaimed:
trans store logistics
No-one is a delivery driver any more.
Soon window cleaners vans will be offering:
on-site transparent wall cleansing solutions
And the Fire Brigade:
domestic and industrial combustion calming
I used to be a vicar. Now I wonder if people would rather have:
eternity logistics and solutions
Well it's a thought.