The golfer was about to drive off when he noticed that a large bumble bee had landed on his ball, perhaps attracted by his new, smart, blue tee. His companion and playing partner yelled for him to stop and, bravely, took the bee and kept it on his hand while the shot was taken.
The ball flew straight and true but the tee travelled sideways and hit the companion smack in the eye. It gave him a nasty bruise but it didn't matter because:
(Are you there yet?)
The blue tee is in the eye of the bee holder.
Thank you. Good night.