At our local election forum a few weeks ago we were treated to 45 minutes of the views of our UKIP candidate for North Somerset, Sue Taylor. I found her a lovely, friendly woman. However those policies she had grasped (one or two) were clearly bonkers. Those things of which she knew nothing were many. She will get more votes if she hides behind the sofa for the next fortnight than if she gets out and talks to people.
Her election leaflet popped through the door just now. Note that the first word of her actual text, after the headings, is misspelled.
Is this a record?