Mrs Mustard has been resized. After many years of a particular bra size she has been done professionally and has changed. Coincidentally a friend of hers has been resized in the opposite direction - no surgery involved as far as I know, notwithstanding the news in the Sun that most men prefer fake ones to real ones.
Anyway the er, point is that today a consignment of new bras arrived in a 32 ton Scania articulated unit from John Lewis - never knowingly undersized - and I received the parcel and signed for it at 7.10 a.m.
Being a helpful and caring husband I texted to say 'The bras have landed' and then accidentally sent the text to someone other than Mrs M and deleted the copy. If it was you I apologise.