I didn't hit him, apart from in my imagination, but I found myself getting very irritated by a guy who parked in the disabled space at the local shop this lunchtime. Until this thought occurred to me, that is.
If someone is so lazy that they park in a disabled space rather than enduring the 30 metre walk from the other side of the car park, then it is almost inevitable that this will render them more likely to be disabled in later years due to an over-sedentary lifestyle. At that point they will probably become quite irritated themselves at the selfish behaviour of the generation they bred. Tough titty. May their hips ache unto death.
I resolve that this will be the year I make a set of sticky labels to keep in my wallet saying 'I am a selfish git and park in disabled spaces when I am in a hurry.' I will attach these to offending vehicles.
Thank you. I feel better now.