So, under Switzerland somewhere, they are going to accelerate a couple of particles into each other at such a rate it will recreate conditions at the beginning of the universe. This is in order to discover the 'God Particle'. Is that the Higgs Bosun particle or something? I failed O Level sciences (physics and chemistry) and this blog doesn't bother to do research when the comments will sort it.
Bill Bailey suggests that the parameters of this experiment are:
a) Nothing will happen at all.
b) A black hole will open under central Europe.
Could we have a little less uncertainty please?