You cannot believe how much satisfaction it is possible to derive from the digits 1 and 0 when they occur in the sentence Woverhampton Wanderers 0 West Bromwich Albion 1. This is doubled when the victory takes you 2 points clear at the top with three games to play. With a vastly superior goal difference to er, everyone, we need two wins and a draw to be sure, assuming no-one else slips up.
Boing! Boing! Baggies! Baggies!