'All professionals have a dome-shaped tip which is useful when you're screwing...' Hail Dennis Taylor. He had to have said that for a bet. Straight-faced it mind.
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Course, the younger generation might not understand as they have a new word and some older ones might remember screwing more in the context of:
News reporter (to hooligan): 'So, tell me, why did you hit him?'
Hooligan: 'Cos 'e were screwin' me bird.'
News reporter: 'Screwing her?'
Hooligan: 'Yeah, you know, lookin' at her. Up and down, like.'
This reminds me of the time that I was telling off a child who had hit someone else. His reply was that he was playing with his balls and someone took one of them so he hit them.
2 comments:
Course, the younger generation might not understand as they have a new word and some older ones might remember screwing more in the context of:
News reporter (to hooligan): 'So, tell me, why did you hit him?'
Hooligan: 'Cos 'e were screwin' me bird.'
News reporter: 'Screwing her?'
Hooligan: 'Yeah, you know, lookin' at her. Up and down, like.'
This reminds me of the time that I was telling off a child who had hit someone else. His reply was that he was playing with his balls and someone took one of them so he hit them.
You try keeping a straight face after that!
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