I've been getting to grips with my desk. In particular the pile of papers and notes that were once destined to become stories, articles, examples, illustrations and jokes.
Back in April I noted that a telephone number printed on a sign at the bottom of Parade, Leamington Spa was an 'Urban mixed priority emergency helpline.' Led me to retire as a humorist due to unfair competition from real life.
Another note suggests, 'A conversation with the author's sexuality,' which may or may not be fun but I never did it and probably won't.
A question. 'Would the world be a better place if it contained more people like you?' A very good question as it happens but I never got round to asking it. Maybe you'd like to think about it.
If any of these ideas makes you a million shall we say 10%?