Also found this Limerick:
There was an old feller called God
Who found it exceedingly odd
That each generation
Of every nation
Should tread - where they shouldn't have trod.
So seeing as how he was the boss
He thought he would deal with this loss;
He sent his son Jesus
To try and appease us
But we nailed him onto a cross.
If you're God do you go back to bed?
Leaving those who don't want to be led?
No you open the grave -
Jesus, give us a wave -
Saying, 'Hello, I used to be dead.'
I don't think I'll be giving up my day job this time.