We've had a good week. Managed to get Patricia Hewitt's poor reception at the Royal College of Nursing's annual conference and Charles Clarke's 'oops I lost nearly three hundred dangerous subversive illegal foreigners' into slightly less prominent positions by persuading Mr Prescott and a former aide to admit an affair. Mrs P was in on it. The story that is, not the affair. Very surprised that anyone bought the idea of old two-chins being fanciable but it seems to have worked.
Then a plane ticket to Portugal and back convinced several newspapers to announce Scolari as the new England football manager, keeping the heat off Sven for another few weeks.
If you have a story you want burying give us a call.
OK it's nonsense but so is the truth.