What a wonderful day ladies and gentlemen. What a time of year to take the Advent wreath off the front door, sail it out to sea and back and throw it on the shore. After all, 'Tis the season to beach holly'.
Ken Dodd's not dead or anything, I just woke up with a new joke; please have it as a gift for any Christmas preaching.
When I was at school our favourite tongue twister was 'Ken Dodd's Dad's dog's dead.'