Just to say, for those of you anxious to read our world-famous Christmas newsletter and its alleged details of our personal lives, it is now published here. Comments from previous recipients include:
'We look forward to getting your letter and trying to discern your news.' (A retired archdeacon)
'No idea what you're talking about.' (Most others)
'Very funny; who are you again?' (Wrong address)
'Thanks we laughed until we had to change our pants.' (The four or five people we care most about)
Please feel free to send a copy to Simon Hoggard at the Guardian.