Followed the link from Dissonant Bible to the Mark Twain article and loved the sense of shock felt at somebody who dared to say they believed all the Bible. That said I expect they meant they only believed it not that they understood it.
For some reason it got me enthusiastic about once again resuming my quest to find someone who is wrong all the time. Ask them for advice and then do the opposite. I had a candidate once but then they became infected with common sense and repentance and made a few correct decisions. I have a sneaking feeling that another contender has entered my life. Will watch and continue the experiment.