The English Revolution
The Revolution will be televised
The Revolution will be live-streamed and podcast
The Revolution should be bookmarked - visit revolution.com
The Revolution will be reported
The Revolution will be commented upon and analysed
The Revolution in pictures will be on pages 3-17
The Revolution will be written up and sold back to you in 24 weekly instalments
(buy issue 1 get issue 2 absolutely free)
The Revolution is now available in paperback but eventually
The Revolution will be discounted on Amazon
How was the Revolution for you?
The Revolution will be seeking feedback
Could you hear?
Were you warm enough?
Did you spend any money on the T-shirt?
If we did another revolution would a different day of the week be more convenient?
Would you like a revolution in your area?
Please state preferred method of dictator overthrow or tyrant assassination
Can you think of other people in your locality who might enjoy a revolution?
The Revolution fails to understand that the English public do not require permission to give feedback:
I hope that no tax-payers money was spent on the Revolution. I will not condone this until my green bin is consistently emptied on the correct day
I was appalled and shocked to discover that the Revolution was delivered with so little publicity. I was unable to participate due to a long-planned visit from my in-laws. Please would you make sure that more notice is given for the next one.
The Revolution will be delivered by properly-trained individuals
The Revolution will be high vis and EU compliant
The Revolution will use up-to-date energy-saving technology and is now going on stand-by
The Revolution will be an equal opportunities malevolent force
The Revolution will be seeking membership from under-represented communities
The Revolution currently needs applicants for whom Revolution is a second-language
The Revolution will not use your data without your express consent
The Revolution will be harmonised and institutionalised
The Revolution will be cost effective
The Revolution will be using SMART goals
The Revolution will be fat free and low cal
Gluten free revolutions will also be available
Once opened the Revolution should be stored in a cool, dry place and used within three days
The Revolution must not be diluted under any circumstances
The Revolution may contain nuts