Haiku

Apologies but, inspired by Harry Baker, I have had an outbreak of appalling haiku puns. Here they are so far:

The mountain ruler
Removed by people power
It was a high coup

Remember Miss Stark?
Prince Andrew entered the room
And he said 'Hi Koo.'

Many people wait
I arrive to join them all
And so I queue

Noise like a pigeon
I can do that sound quite well
It is when I coo

I wanted a walk

She suggested a long one

But I said 'Hike, oo.'

 

Latter day prophet

I think you are quite bonkers

You David Icke you

 

Geordie snooker star

Gives reasons for his talent

That is why aye cue