It's been a while since I ticked any new ones off my denominational I-Spy card but recently I spent some time in the company of a Strict and Particular Baptist. He turned out to be pleasant company although a little troubled by the amount his church had changed since 1689. More troubled, in fact, by this than that his church only had sixteen members left.
He told me that he was a Calvinist which, in my way of summarising precious doctrine, holds that if God doesn't like you you're pretty much screwed. I haven't bought Rob Bell's Love Wins yet but I think I know a man who won't be.
My church, led by its youth today, forgot to do a confession of any sort. I expect we'll go to hell for that. Possibly in something less comfortable than a handcart.
Now. Anyone know any Primitive Methodists? They're next on the list.