Friday, February 12, 2010


It is said that to make yourself into a soap star you take your unused Christian name and the name of the road in which you first lived. Easy. I become James Oakfield. Could be on the box pretty soon I reckon.

To find your alter ego as a porn star you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name. Hmm. Tiny Base. Don't think I'd get much work, thank goodness.


Ali said...

Fluffy Flanagan :-)

Mike Peatman said...

Sandy Whittle

Caroline Too said...

Maddy Purley-Downs ... nah

Biddy Glendinning... even worse

but I'm sure I remember little Jimmy Oakfield getting in the charts during the 80's with Brown-eyed bruvva from Birmingham....

Steve C said...

soap: David Broughton
porn: Angus Rich

But better by far, my wife's porn star name (a sentence I never thought I'd come out with): Hoppity Ward.