Thursday, February 07, 2008

Advanced Law of Sod

Archimedes' principle - (hydrostatics) . The apparent loss in weight of a body immersed in a fluid is equal to the weight of the displaced fluid.

Archimedes' second principle - (communication). When a body is fully immersed in water the telephone rings.

Not original, but it happened this morning.


david said...

Third principle - if it's really important they'll ring back.

Pluto said...

Why does the phone always ring when I have just sat done for dinner?