Added problem with getting teenagers out of bed. There is an axe-wielding monster on the landing, standing between them and breakfast saying 'fe, fi, fo, fum etc.'
This morning, next door's ginger cat was sitting on top of the nesting box. The adult blue tits were calling in alarm from the nearby tree, hopefully in a way that said 'Stay in bed; stay in bed' to their young.
Given the way species are designed to eat each other to survive I hope you won't mind if I pop off to make a cat omelette for breakfast.