They left me alone on a wet day off with nothing but the internet for company. The fools. I tried to avoid it. I drove to Clevedon. I drove on to Congresbury. I had a fine pub lunch and read the Guardian. I went shopping for food. I came home and decided to watch some TV programes I missed. The remote broke. Les choses est contre nous.
Which is why I followed a few links and found this site where cartoon bunnies re-enact famous movies in thirty seconds. Don't look at ones you haven't seen; serious plot spoiling going on. Sorry if this ruins your life or causes deadlines to be missed. No really.