Oh no the secret's out

Sam on The Archers. Where's he going for his holiday? Only Gozo, that's where.

'Where's Gozo?' ask the cast.

'It's an island next to Malta,' says Sam.

Next year it'll be worse than Tuscany, full of Radio 4 types discovering Marsalform Pinot Grigio, Xlendi Tourist Services and Ramla Bay. I'm going to call the sun bed attendant right now and tell him to prepare a price hike.

Now we'll have to find another island no-one's heard of.

By the way I never listen to The Archers so someone told me this.