- Smaller finger tips to operate Palm Pilots etc
- A rutting season rather than seeking sex all year round
- Genitals separated from excretory organs; perhaps by being placed under the armpit
- Two hearts to cope with change in diet from fruit/berries to pasties/pies
- Two livers to cope with alcohol (A German cafe owner was saying on the radio he sold 120 beers to 9 England fans before breakfast one day)
- Remove sinuses, tonsils and appendixes (help, what's the Latin plural?)
- Strengthen neck muscles
- Strengthen hip and knee joints
Forgetting for a moment the misunderstandings about evolution inherent in expecting that more than a couple of these will give a long-term, survival advantage, what would you like to evolve?
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How about:
* Strengthen metatarsals
Appendices
How about Wi-Fi or a USB 2.0 port to cut out the middle man?
I agree with the doing away of tonsils and appendices.
When I had to have my tonsils out about 10 years ago I asked the surgeon would he just remove my appendix at the same time, save any bother later, and a dose of anaesthetic!
Just a pity the two weren't a bit closer ...
How about replacing Wisdom Teeth with four random extra chunks of wisdom. Actually, maybe not. I could probably do with wisdom teeth up top to push the others forward and fill in gaps. Still I could trade the bottom two - I think I have enough teeth there.
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