Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Joke of the Day

Condoleezza and George go out for lunch. Condoleezza orders steak. George looks the attractive waitress in the eye and asks her for a quicky.

'Mr Bush' she says, 'I expected that of your predecessor but not you.' She harrumphs off, or whatever the Yank equivalent is.

Condoleezza leans over and says, 'Mr President, I think you'll find it's pronounced quiche.'


andrew said...

And in a similar vein:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Martin said...

are you saying George Bush reads more than we think? (cf. your reading an listing post)