Condoleezza and George go out for lunch. Condoleezza orders steak. George looks the attractive waitress in the eye and asks her for a quicky.
'Mr Bush' she says, 'I expected that of your predecessor but not you.' She harrumphs off, or whatever the Yank equivalent is.
Condoleezza leans over and says, 'Mr President, I think you'll find it's pronounced quiche.'