Sometimes friends say to Lizzie - your husband wrote the most amazing/terrible thing about you on his blog. She normally replies, 'I must read that some day.' Which is true.
So in honour of that some day, perhaps long after I have blogged my last, when Mrs T reads this, Happy 50th Birthday. Today my fantasy of having a relationship with an older, more experienced woman came true. Soon part two of the fantasy - a weekend with that woman in Paris.
Favourite joke on the theme.
Sorry I'm so tired today. I was out until 3.00 a.m. celebrating my wife's birthday.
She was furious when I got in.
Jusqu'a la prochaine fois.