Hello BB how are you?
You rang master.
Yes BB. How come I feel guilty paying others to do jobs I don't want to do?
You want me to go into your psyche again. I'ts horrible in there.
Oh go on.
£50 an hour.
It's cheaper than the gardeners.
There's three of them.
Special deal. Half-price for the first hour.
Sorry. It's rough in here. Found an emotional coupling rupture.
We call them ECRs.
You have a dependency circuit connected to a coping mechanism. Everytime you pay someone to do something you can't do it normally over-rides. Yours isn't.
Is it swertious?
Is it what?
Swertious. It's like serious only typed quicker.
I've told you about that.
I know. But is it?
Well it means that not only will you feel guilty when you pay someone to do something. You'll also feel guilty when you ask someone to do it unless they are a friend who has an automatic over-ride. I'll disconnect.
Hey, the guilt's gone.
Excellent. By the way there are a lot of other emotional circuits that have been disconnected. Shall I put them back while I'm down here?
(Screams) No! Get out. Cheque please.