Saturday, September 11, 2004

Necking 2

My neck is getting a little easier although if you say 'Hello' from behind my back I still have to turn round completely. If you said 'Hello' from behind my back now I'd probably crap myself as you would be standing on the window ledge.

An English insect has started biting me during the night. Why am I so attractive to small crawly things?

27th wedding anniversary yesterday. Good decision to get married on September 10th as 11/9 has been forever changed. Decided to eat in. Menu:

Greek olives
Kettle chips with balsamic and sea salt

Australian sparkling chardonnay

Melon and summer fruit sauce

Monkfish and fresh herbs
Spicy potatoes
Green beans

Hot peaches with mascapone and dark brown sugar

A whole box of chilled Maltesers

We watched an old episode of Friends, Will and Grace, the Green Wing (Quite funny I think but fell asleep for last ten minutes) and then some docu-soap about the LA porn industry which we had videoed from the middle of the night on Channel 4 out of interest. Included a piece about Brianna Banks going to have her breasts reduced because they were uncomfortable and deciding at the last minute to have them enlarged because over 90% of the people she polled on her web-site thought she should. One female porn star said she thanked the Lord everyday that she got to have regular sex with men with huge penises. Where does a seeker after truth start their critique of that?

This morning I read an article I had written in CY magazine. I am so arrogant the first article I turn to in a magazine is any one I have written. Surprised myself that I had written so clearly then remembered that there was an editor in the process. That is why the article was clear and this is thoughts and ramblings. Thanks David Bell.

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