Thursday, March 11, 2004

Family Life

I had an idea in response to the pressure to do a daily spiritual reading to try and publish, eventually a set of daily, unspiritual readings. Tips and hints from the world about everything, drawn from newspapers, books, magazines, CDs, games, movies. Not sure whether to blog them or keep them separate and seek a publisher. Lemeno.

Churches can be like an old cheap prostitute; they swallow almost anything without thinking.

Yesterday's thought in the Purpose Drivel Life was that we should treat our church family more like our real family. This Sunday I intend to stand up and say:

Who left the light on last night?
Why wasn't the back door locked properly on Friday?
You treat this place like a bloody hotel?
Who pissed on the floor in the gents?
Can anyone here make real coffee?
I love you and you drive me mad.

They will probably be more upset that I said 'bloody' and 'pissed' than interested in the idea.

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