Sharks

I notice that the Australians are planning to hunt and destroy the great white shark which killed two people in the last week. Well good luck to a nation who never allow the facts to get in the way of optimism. I look forward to either:

The interview, 'Tell me Mr Shark, were you in the Bollobogga area last week?'

The identity parade, 'Could you ask it to give me a better glimpse of the dorsal fin?'

Come off it guys; you're out for revenge and any great white will do.