Dishwashers

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The answer to the Christmas newsletter (phone to subscribe; it's worth it say our regulars) quiz question, 'How many bits which fall off a dishwasher prove to have been unnecessary all along?' will never be known. At least not from here. Our experiment ended when Liz admitted she wasn't prepared to set the programme dial with a pair of pliers and listen for the clicks like an expert safe-cracker so she went out and bought a new one. RIP eleven year old Zanussi. You did more than we ever expected. Welcome Bosch. How come something that fits so snugly into the gap and looks so cool requires six instruction manuals and adenda and a phone call to Severn Trent Water to find out how hard my water is.

Excuse me but how hard is my water?
It'll take you any day you Leamington wuss. Did you spill my pint?

Memo to Conservative Central Office - don' t pay your wife for doing nothing; get her out doing a real job so that she makes a useful contribution to the household budget. I think we're going to hire a cleaner next so she can stay out even longer.