Thursday, September 17, 2015

Counties

I'm a sucker for a travel book about my own country. Having a great pride at being English, yet basically no idea what that means, has left me an enthusiastic explorer and reader.

My essential reading list, avoiding weighty tomes and text book feel, would be:

Paul Theroux - The Kingdom by the Sea (1983)
Bill Bryson - Notes from a Small Island (1995)
Jeremy Paxman - The English (1998)
Simon Jenkins - A Short History of England (2012)

To which I now add my current enjoyment, pictured, as Matthew Engel offers a chapter on each of the English counties. I was born in Warwickshire but then found out I lived in the West Midlands, without moving house. Annoying. Still irritated.

It has started a little head game which you might like to join in with. What is the first word that comes into your head when you hear each county name? Some of them just don't bring anything to mind. Many are food. For what it is worth here is my list:

Bedfordshire Luton
Berkshire downs
Buckinghamshire
Cambridgeshire university
Cheshire cats
Cornwall pasty
Cumberland sausage
Derbyshire dales
Devon cream
Dorset blue
Durham town
Essex girls
Gloucestershire old spot
Hampshire, Herefordshire, Hertfordshire accidents hardly ever happen
Kentish man
Lancashire hotpot
Leicestershire Tigers
Lincolnshire poacher
Middlesex Lords
Norfolk broads
Northamptonshire cobblers
Oxfordshire dons
Shropshire blue
Somerset brie
Staffordshire bull terrier
Suffolk punch
Surrey trees
Sussex
Warwickshire
Wiltshire
Worcestershire sauce
Yorkshire pudding



3 comments:

  1. OK, so here are mine

    Bedfordshire Vans
    Berkshire Ascot
    Buckinghamshire
    Cambridgeshire University
    Cheshire Cheese
    Cornwall Pasties
    Cumberland Sausage
    Derbyshire Blue
    Devon Cream Teas
    Dorset Apple Cake
    Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham Durham (As in Pink Panther Theme)
    Essex Girls
    Gloucestershire old spot
    Hampshire Hogs
    Herefordshire Cider
    Hertfordshire Posh
    Kent Hops
    Lancashire Cricket
    Leicestershire Red
    Lincolnshire Sausages
    Middlesex Lords
    Norfolk Broads
    Northamptonshire cobblers
    Oxfordshire Blue
    Shropshire blue
    Somerset cider
    Staffordshire bull terrier
    Suffolk punch
    Surrey with a fringe on top
    Sussex by the sea
    Warwickshire Bears
    Wiltshire Ham
    Worcestershire sauce
    Yorkshire pudding

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  2. Bedfordshire Sandy
    Berkshire Royal
    Buckinghamshire Beeches
    Cambridgeshire
    Cheshire Cat
    Cornwall Coast
    Cumberland Sausage
    Derbyshire Bakewell
    Devon Green
    Dorset Jurassic
    Durham Cathedral
    Essex Jam
    Gloucestershire
    Hampshire Yachts
    Herefordshire Bulls
    Hertfordshire Stag
    Kent Hops
    Lancashire Hot Pot
    Leicestershire Foxes
    Lincolnshire Sausage
    Middlesex Cricket
    Norfolk Broads
    Northamptonshire Saints
    Oxfordshire Spires
    Shropshire Blue
    Somerset Cider
    Staffordshire China
    Suffolk Tractors
    Surrey Commuters
    Sussex Downs
    Warwickshire Castle
    Wiltshire Ham
    Worcestershire Sauce
    Yorkshire Tea

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  3. Rich R9:35 am

    If you must put "Cumberland" then please stick in "Westmorland" too (it has the best scenery in England after all, plus Kendal mint cake); otherwise it's "Cumbria" thanks. So,

    Bedfordshire Goodnight
    Berkshire woof
    Buckinghamshire Henning Wehn?
    Cambridgeshire Urals
    Cheshire divided
    Cornwall rough
    Cumbria my lord
    Derbyshire Edale
    Devon Malcolm
    Dorset durdle door
    Durham posh
    Essex thick
    Gloucestershire Dr Foster
    Hampshire Cricket
    Herefordshire nowt
    Hertfordshire tory
    Kent lovely
    Lancashire la la la
    Leicestershire rutland
    Lincolnshire Hanks
    Middlesex Gatting
    Norfolk n'chance
    Northamptonshire naughty
    Oxfordshire expensive
    Shropshire Chirk
    Somerset Beer
    Staffordshire Pilavachi
    Suffolk Mick McCarthy
    Surrey sorry?
    Sussex nope
    Warwickshire Dermot Reeve
    Wiltshire where?
    Worcestershire services
    Yorkshire God's gift

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