What, I wonder, is the least interesting thing you've ever been told preceded by the words, 'You'll be interested to know....'?
I'd like to nominate this:
'You'll be interested to know that the benefice wardens are meeting next Wednesday at 2 o'clock.'
Any other contenders?
Working on it. Parish magazines are usually full of them
ReplyDeleteYou'll be interested to know that Steve Tilley is preaching this Sunday ;-)
ReplyDeleteHarsh but fair. Pity about the anonymity. Now I'll have to put a brick through every window.
ReplyDeleteSorry st, but you did leave yourself wide open to that one. It was meant tongue in cheek, honest.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the feeling of tongue against cheek for a few moments longer while I find the pliers.
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