Mark's Metaphor

Big up to Mark's self-editing. At least he had the grace to realise he'd mixed his metaphor before he reached the end of it, but nevertheless spoke it out for us all to enjoy:

'As long as we're all singing from the same hymn-sheet we can batter down the opposition.'

Look out world. The staff team of Holy Trinity, Nailsea is coming to getcha, armed only with manuscript paper.