It is said that to make yourself into a soap star you take your unused Christian name and the name of the road in which you first lived. Easy. I become James Oakfield. Could be on the box pretty soon I reckon.
To find your alter ego as a porn star you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name. Hmm. Tiny Base. Don't think I'd get much work, thank goodness.
Fluffy Flanagan :-)
ReplyDeleteSandy Whittle
ReplyDeleteMaddy Purley-Downs ... nah
ReplyDeleteBiddy Glendinning... even worse
but I'm sure I remember little Jimmy Oakfield getting in the charts during the 80's with Brown-eyed bruvva from Birmingham....
soap: David Broughton
ReplyDeleteporn: Angus Rich
But better by far, my wife's porn star name (a sentence I never thought I'd come out with): Hoppity Ward.