tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post115692120781438767..comments2024-03-21T05:10:57.134+00:00Comments on Mustard Seed Shavings: HomelessSteve Tilleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157153053270431952006-09-02T00:24:00.000+01:002006-09-02T00:24:00.000+01:00hahahaha....NOOO i dint mean i need help still!!!L...hahahaha....NOOO i dint mean i need help still!!!<BR/><BR/>LOL<BR/><BR/>gah, i meant i need help because i got it FINALLY and it was sooo obvious.<BR/><BR/>I need some basic communications skills LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157123728682767432006-09-01T16:15:00.000+01:002006-09-01T16:15:00.000+01:00Does owning a PDA make it easier to palm things of...Does owning a PDA make it easier to palm things off on people?Mike Peatmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03385223912601726849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157105719423248702006-09-01T11:15:00.000+01:002006-09-01T11:15:00.000+01:00I'd put a joke but I only know rude ones.I'd put a joke but I only know rude ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157101969732328582006-09-01T10:12:00.000+01:002006-09-01T10:12:00.000+01:00After doing the washing up do you dry the dishes? ...After doing the washing up do you dry the dishes? What do you use for that?Steve Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157062659277147432006-08-31T23:17:00.000+01:002006-08-31T23:17:00.000+01:00ughi need help...lolugh<BR/><BR/>i need help...lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157060077140044362006-08-31T22:34:00.000+01:002006-08-31T22:34:00.000+01:00Hanni, sorry for not understanding which joke you ...Hanni, sorry for not understanding which joke you didn't understand.<BR/><BR/>Try saying 'teat' aloud followed by the word 'owl'.<BR/><BR/>If that still doesn't work do it standing in the kitchen.Steve Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157056700700906742006-08-31T21:38:00.000+01:002006-08-31T21:38:00.000+01:00HAHAHA...well yes i am blonde St (well fair to be ...HAHAHA...<BR/><BR/>well yes i am blonde St (well fair to be exact) but in my defence you're mixing me up with the bottle blonde types;)<BR/><BR/>You know i meant the owl joke right?<BR/><BR/>Ugh...guys!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157036258190284262006-08-31T15:57:00.000+01:002006-08-31T15:57:00.000+01:00And it's St not ST. OK?And it's St not ST. OK?Steve Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157036202916659752006-08-31T15:56:00.000+01:002006-08-31T15:56:00.000+01:00So, Hanni, knowing the answer was a stick and the ...So, Hanni, knowing the answer was a stick and the joke was very old I thought I'd try for another punchline, and seeing as how the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown is in a bit of a sticky place at the moment I chose his name. Are you, by any chance, blond?Steve Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157030472528575152006-08-31T14:21:00.000+01:002006-08-31T14:21:00.000+01:00ok so i dont like get that one ST!ok so i dont like get that one ST!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157018324242003242006-08-31T10:58:00.000+01:002006-08-31T10:58:00.000+01:00"me" not "be" how ironic."me" not "be" how ironic.fillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747433162666781047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1157018279201963112006-08-31T10:57:00.000+01:002006-08-31T10:57:00.000+01:00When I left home my mum said to be don't forget to...When I left home my mum said to be don't forget to write. I said I won't its a basic skillfillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747433162666781047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156972180504158162006-08-30T22:09:00.000+01:002006-08-30T22:09:00.000+01:00Since I seem to have convened a meeting of 'crap j...Since I seem to have convened a meeting of 'crap jokers anonymous' what's the most common sort of owl in Britain?<BR/><BR/>A teatSteve Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156955774766183252006-08-30T17:36:00.000+01:002006-08-30T17:36:00.000+01:00Actually it was my mum that was ill and I ran up t...Actually it was my mum that was ill and I ran up to the hospital and they said do you want a stretcher I said that'll make her worse.fillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747433162666781047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156955233720291002006-08-30T17:27:00.000+01:002006-08-30T17:27:00.000+01:00I actually had to go to hospital the other days be...I actually had to go to hospital the other days because at home these piles of books fell on top of me. I only have my shelf to blame.fillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747433162666781047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156954491929382942006-08-30T17:14:00.000+01:002006-08-30T17:14:00.000+01:00My favourite joke of this particular variety is ex...My favourite joke of this particular variety is extremely contrived: <BR/><BR/>Last night the barman in my local told me that if I could successfully jump up and tear down a couple of strips of meat that were hanging from the ceiling, my drinks would be free for the rest of the evening. However if I tried and failed, I would have to buy a round for everyone in the pub.<BR/><BR/>I thought about it, but decided the steaks were too high.Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17062393474037270010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156940310964742902006-08-30T13:18:00.000+01:002006-08-30T13:18:00.000+01:00I know my mum wants to come down to my house and d...I know my mum wants to come down to my house and dig a 5 foot hole in the garden and fill it with water. She means well.fillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747433162666781047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156930612115145302006-08-30T10:36:00.000+01:002006-08-30T10:36:00.000+01:00The Chancellor of the Exchequer?The Chancellor of the Exchequer?Steve Tilleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17400505989949096631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5581050.post-1156926400462043242006-08-30T09:26:00.000+01:002006-08-30T09:26:00.000+01:00geesh!...hahahayeah i swap ya..."what's brown and ...geesh!...hahaha<BR/><BR/>yeah i swap ya...<BR/><BR/>"what's brown and sticky?..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com