The vehicle in front of me stopped without warning. I slammed on the anchors but the vehicle behind didn't, ploughing into my back. Another vehicle coming out of a side road failed to notice that the traffic had not passed and rammed me in the side. Can't people learn to drive Tesco's trolleys more carefully?
you ought to go to Waitrose then?
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That'll be the next of it; health & safety executive making people take driving tests for shopping trollies
ReplyDeleteTesco trolleys with parking sensors and disk brakes!
ReplyDeletePension day is a better day for shopping in Tesco, lower cart velocities and reduced risk of collision traumas. However dawdle-rage can ensue with higher probability of Horlicks and Suet selling out.
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