A regular mailing from Eden pops into the in-box. 'Your personalised shopping list' (to save me having to think for myself, I reckon).
Their number one guess of what will most meet my needs right now? Cliff Richard reads your fifty favourite Bible stories.
Lucky, lucky, lucky you!
ReplyDeleteBeyond lucky, actually, blessed beyond all dreams of blessing.
The fifty sacred Tilleyan texts entoned by the Peter Pan Popster for the Peter Pan Pastor.
Hurrah!
If that nickname ever takes off recall with terror that I still know people in the Midlands who hurt people for a living.
ReplyDeleteAmazon gave me the personal recommendation: "Is it me or is everything s***?" as a book a little while back.
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ReplyDeleteWould those be your own selection of fifty favourite bible stories? Or has the knighted saint made your mind up for you?
ReplyDeleteDon't you find it a bit scary that these Eden people know you so well?
ReplyDeleteI thought there was nobody left in Eden? Who is it Steve, that you have a hot-line to?
ReplyDeleteIf they managed to get past that angel/sword combo, then I probably don't want to argue with their book choics.