Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Interesting?

What, I wonder, is the least interesting thing you've ever been told preceded by the words, 'You'll be interested to know....'?

I'd like to nominate this:

'You'll be interested to know that the benefice wardens are meeting next Wednesday at 2 o'clock.'

Any other contenders?

5 comments:

Mike Peatman said...

Working on it. Parish magazines are usually full of them

Anonymous said...

You'll be interested to know that Steve Tilley is preaching this Sunday ;-)

Steve Tilley said...

Harsh but fair. Pity about the anonymity. Now I'll have to put a brick through every window.

Anonymous said...

Sorry st, but you did leave yourself wide open to that one. It was meant tongue in cheek, honest.

Steve Tilley said...

Enjoy the feeling of tongue against cheek for a few moments longer while I find the pliers.